Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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