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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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