I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Randomize
