we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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