i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
