My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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