it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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