I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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