It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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