She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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