**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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