it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My vagina is very pro this idea
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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