I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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