Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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