I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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