So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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