i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
they're like a gay fantastic four
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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