i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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