The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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