I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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