I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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