just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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