i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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