Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ok first of all what the fuck
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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