You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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