Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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