also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I love having hate sex.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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