come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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