The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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