I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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