Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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