drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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