So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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