She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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