They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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