you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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