Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
