Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think your dad took our porno
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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