never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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