i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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