first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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