no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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