So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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