i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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