Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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