i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
