How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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