I think my fart just growled at me.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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