I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize