i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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