I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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