After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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