If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
