Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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