Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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