i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
