everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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