yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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