I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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