It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
two words: eviction party
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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